Here are some things that can hold Captain Squat's attention for more than ten seconds.
Arnim Zola
--an inspiration to all insane maniacs everywhere.
Star Wars
--Yay for Bossk.
L'Humanite
--those blasted French Socialists!
Farts
--ah, noxious fumes. There's a reason he holes up in the cockpit.
Simian Sexploits
--I do believe that's "'Nuff said."
Michael Keaton
--Kenny, did I tell you not to touch the grapefruit?
Comics
--neat-o art form.
Astro City
--cool part of the aforementioned neat-o art form.
Ye Olde Jack & Beard Homepage
-- currently in flux.
Sof'Boy
--this is just kinda creepy.
The Hobbit
--in a hole in the ground, there lived this sucker.
Back
from The Big Squeeze to the Baron.